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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2013 22:22:07 GMT -5
something else i found while reading every single page of the downtime thread. -----------------------------------
You guys have to have fun with this....
0-9 Roll on the Cafeteria Encounter Table. 10-14 Dog and Pony Show! Extend outage 1d4 hours. 15-19 PSU w/intermittent power spikes that causes the membus to reset. Random reboots every 2d6 hours. 20-14 Fiber closed in rack door, DC 35 search. 15-23 Vendor unplugs wrong rack. 2d6 rounds outage. 24-32 Air handler covers not squirrel proof, 5d6 ethernet wires destroyed. 33-48 Building maintenance leaves garage door propped open for smoke break. Roll on table 2-1 for loot stolen. 49-55 Sales weenie trips over clearly marked power block in floor. Power outage for 2d4 hours.
Feel free to finish!
56-60 Cleaning crew unplugs server to plug in vacuum cleaner 1d4 servers down for 1 hour.
61-66 Snow removal was not done on roof, causing a 2d8 sq ft cave in of the roof, damaging 1d3 pieces of equipment per sq foot.
67-68 Game goes up, and the entire gaming community logs in and causes the servers to crash yet again, additional 1d3+2 hours of lag time
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Post by pickittoo on Feb 16, 2013 10:24:30 GMT -5
Finally the truth is coming out from someone I know how knows someone whos cousins g/f brother-in-law makes coffee for Turbine Devs
Apparently on Turbine Dev testing Island. Downtime started as scheduled, then the guy that was paid off to steal the DNA for WoW made a lame excuse to go check on something, went out into the rainstorm outside and got lost then was eaten by a orthon. Meanwhile the other tech's realise something is wrong and check his terminal, input the wrong password and get locked out of the mainframe. Storm has now hit real hard and the downtime of the IT compound fences means there are now devils and tieflings popping up all over the compound and chaos has ensued. Currently the knowit all doctor, the cute research chick and a couple of random kids are trying to make it out alive with all our toons databases.
They could even make a movie of it, perhaps change the devils and orthons to dinosaurs though ........
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